T-Shirt: Cute Stabbing Penguin 'Stability' Pun

This classic fit t-shirt features a playful dark blue outline design centered on the front. It depicts an adorable, plump cartoon creature, resembling a small penguin or bird, holding a large chef's knife. The design is cleverly captioned with 'I HAVE STABILITY' above and '(ABILITY TO STAB)' below, creating a humorous pun.

Relaxed unisex cut — true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a looser drape.

Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.

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Printed to order. Estimated delivery: Oct 7 – Oct 9. Delivery timing includes production and shipping.

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Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.