Playful Ghost 'If I Was a Bird' Quote T-Shirt

Embrace whimsical humor with this comfortable t-shirt, featuring a cute, minimalist ghost character with pink cheeks and a teal outline. This charming ghost is paired with the cheeky, centrally placed quote, 'if I was a bird, I know who I'd shit on,' perfect for a lighthearted statement.

Relaxed unisex cut — true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a looser drape.

Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.

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Printed to order. Estimated delivery: Sep 23 – Sep 25. Delivery timing includes production and shipping.

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Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.