Graphic tee
T-Shirt: Sarcastic Goose Wine Critical Thinking Quote
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13 colourwaysSizes S–4XLUnisex fitGraphic print
Heavyweight organic cotton · Relaxed unisex fit · Printed to order
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About this piece
Embrace your inner cynic with this comfortable, standard-fit white tee, featuring a playful graphic centered on the front. It depicts a charming white goose, adorned with an orange floral bow tie, happily sipping red wine below the bold, relatable phrase: 'I WISH I LACKED CRITICAL THINKING. Y'ALL SEEM SO F***ING HAPPY.'
Fit
Relaxed unisex cut — true to size. Between sizes? Size up for a looser drape.
Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
Shipping & returns
Printed to order. Estimated delivery: Sep 22 – Sep 24. Delivery timing includes production and shipping.
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Print & care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
